Tow memes

Tesla Cybertruck

1 year ago

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

Year

1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Wood chipper

2 years ago

Wood chipper

2 years ago

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

Jokes

Rope

4 years ago

Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.

Toe

4 years ago

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Toe

7 years ago

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

Tow jokes