Toretto jokes
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.