Tonsil jokes

Two sperms are racing towards the ovaries. One looks at the other and says, "Are we there yet?"

The other says, "No, we’ve got a long way to go. We’ve only passed the tonsils."

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”