if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die
Hay guys I use toilet paper
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
jingle bells, Braedyn says, "yummy" to a turd. then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall! jingle bells, Braedyn says, "yummy" to a turd. then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
HOLY CRAP!!! crap with holes in it. get it? HOLE - Y?
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.
kaka means poop so... use kaka in your jokes rather than poop is more funny KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
why did the chicken explode? because he pooped his pants
why was the toilet angry? because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Other jokes:
1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭
Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
You dropped your toilet paper right and you you want to pick it up but you can't because you have 💩 poop in your but and it scwoshd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet
