Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Toilet Roll Jokes
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!