Tactile jokes

How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"

(dude wtf)

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!