Tactile jokes

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...