Thor jokes

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.