Thor jokes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
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I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
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Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.