why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100
I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
Juice WRLD More like Juice Boxed Rip tho
Why did Gwen go tho thestore. To have a new
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back not the milk thoðŸ˜
lil johnny can home one day and said what do fucking each other man then he walked tho the living room and his dad was fucking his mom so oh
You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
bro wait are cannibals real tho? anyway my joke is if u eat urself r u a cannibal? think about it lol haha
