There jokes
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
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Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲