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Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?