Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the CRAP
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..
I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
Remember if you are suffering from paronia ...
You are not alone
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
