Their jokes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Memes
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?