Their jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Memes
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.