Their jokes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.