Their jokes
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Memes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.