Their jokes

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"