Their jokes

Why do some kids have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get their FILLINGS fixed.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their rhymes!

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With a MICRO-MINT!

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?