Their jokes
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!