Their jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Memes
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!