Their jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Memes
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"