Their jokes

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Their dad never came with it.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their family.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.