Their jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Memes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"