The jokes

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

Guys, look at the comments, omg!

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.