The jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Memes
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.