The jokes
Me and the boys are cool.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Memes
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why canβt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donβt have a parentβs signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Whatβs the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I donβt have a Tesla in my garage.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Iβm about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.