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I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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    • When someone says: "You're a mistake."

    Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

    White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

    More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.

    They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.

    I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

    Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

    Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

    Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

    Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

    Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

    Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.