The jokes

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.

What the fluff happened to this website?

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.