Temper jokes
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."