
Tallest building jokes
What is the tallest building?
A library đ
It has the most stories.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Memes
đ”There's a star-man waiting in the skyđ”
Bin Ladenâs kid comes sad from school.
âDad, I got an F in Geography class!â
âWhy is that?â
âThe teacher asked me whatâs the tallest building in New York and I said âEmpire State Building.ââ
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, âLet dad handle this one.â
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
