Tallest building

Tallest building jokes

9/11

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

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  • Memes

    Time

    đŸŽ”There's a star-man waiting in the skyđŸŽ”

    In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."
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  • Building

    Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

    “Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

    “Why is that?”

    “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

    Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

    Building

    We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

    Then we took an Arab to the knee.

    Pilot

    Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

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  • People

    Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

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