What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if you`re vegan you call him food. If you`re poor you eat the skin.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
I'm Tall
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
