Talent jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.