Jurassic jokes
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more