Syntax jokes

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.