Swarm jokes
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Humanity.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Community talk
People are swarming around Matt like moths to a lamp, it is actually slightly amusing. Not really, it is natural that you have questions, if I was an older member I would too, but not right now. (For multiple reasons I am not willing to talk about)