Supply jokes
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.