Sum-up jokes
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What鈥檚 wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol馃槀馃ぃ馃槀
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Me:
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
merca baby馃嚭馃嚥
AMERICA馃
Community talk
Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.