Suicidal kid jokes

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.