Suicidal kid jokes

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.