Suicidal kid jokes

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.