There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith
What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
big pp suck sook
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let's go get shit faced
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
blonde: can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth) me: naw (drake turn/dab)
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.
suck my sugar honey its very sweet and juicey.
WHAT DOES YOU GIRL DO TO ME? SHE SUCKS ME OFF
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the bulb and 1 to suck my dick.
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)
