Submarine jokes

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.