Naval Jokes

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.