Naval jokes
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
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"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
If you thought other peopleβs puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
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Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course itβs likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen
IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL
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