Naval jokes

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!