Naval jokes

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:

"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."

The commander starts answering:

"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"

"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"

"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"

After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:

"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"

Why is the Navy gay?

There all seamen.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.