The 5+ Best Naval Jokes

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio
conversation between the British and the Irish,
off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation
released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:
IRISH
BRITISH
IRISH
BRITISH
IRISH
BRITISH
IRISH
Please divert your course 15 degrees to
the South, to avoid a collision.
Recommend you divert your course
15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
Negative. You will have to divert your
course 15 degrees to the South to avoid
a collision.
This is the Captain of a British navy ship.
I say again, divert YOUR course.
Negative. I say again. You will have to
divert YOUR course.
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER
HMS BRITANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE
ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,
THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH,
OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE
UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF
THIS SHIP.
We are a lighthouse. Your call.

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