Strike

Strike Jokes

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.

What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!