Stoicism jokes

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"

*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"

"The naked man fears no pickpocket."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.