Stoicism jokes

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"

*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."