What is your favourite colour
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
me: *stabs vampire*
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
Whats brown and sticky? ....................
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters...Jeez.