Stickiness Jokes

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Anonymous

What is your favourite colour

Stick

I posted this

Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick......

Stupid jokes

Anonymous

Whats long brown and sticky?

A stick.

Puns

Anonymous

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Nut

Anonymous

what has nut long big and sticky a snikers bar

FAR

Anonymous

Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u

Memes

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

Chair

Crahsty A. Nus

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Halloween

me: *stabs vampire*

wife: omg

me: *beats vampire to death*

wife: OMG

me: what

wife: ur supposed to give them candy

me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara

Hair

Sen Uchiha

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs

Hair

Why are beas hair so sticky l? ________________________ Because They use honeycombs

Hair

Why are Beas hair sticky? _____________________ Because they use honeycombs 👾

Uncle

I mason-Greenwooded ur mom

I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky

Hair

Johncena

Why are bees hair always sticky? Because they use a honey comb...

Stick

Sophia L

Whats brown and sticky? ....................

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters...Jeez.

Stick

Stick

What is sticky but it cannot stick a stick

Orphanage

Anonymous

whats brown and sticky a orphan