What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
Whats brown and sticky? ....................
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters...Jeez.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Whats white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
Why are Beas hair sticky? _____________________ Because they use honeycombs đź‘ľ
what is white and sticky ???? GLUE