Stickiness jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.
The end
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.