Stickiness jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Why was the bee鈥檚 hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What is white and sticky?
Glue.