Stickiness Jokes

What is your favourite colour

Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick......

Whats long brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

what has nut long big and sticky a snikers bar

Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

me: *stabs vampire*

wife: omg

me: *beats vampire to death*

wife: OMG

me: what

wife: ur supposed to give them candy

me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs

Why are beas hair so sticky l? ________________________ Because They use honeycombs

Why are Beas hair sticky? _____________________ Because they use honeycombs 👾

I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky

Why are bees hair always sticky? Because they use a honey comb...

Whats brown and sticky? ....................

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters...Jeez.

What is sticky but it cannot stick a stick

whats brown and sticky a orphan

Whats white and sticky?

Toothpaste.

What's sticky and brown? A stick!