Stickiness Jokes

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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Ohooo !

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”

Lynn🤍💖
in Dirty Joke

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

Anonymos
in Puns

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

Anonymous
in Stick

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Anonymous
in Stupid jokes

Whats long brown and sticky?

A stick.

Sophia L

Whats brown and sticky? …

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Jkk
in Sadness

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anonymous

What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)

I posted this

Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick…

Izzy

What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha

What’s sticky and brown? A stick!

Johncena

Why are bees hair always sticky? Because they use a honey comb…

Anonymous

What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj

Anonymous
in Stick

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

Dick

What is brown and sticky

The left overs of the iceberg

Stick
in Stick

What is sticky but it cannot stick a stick

cloe scott

what is white and sticky ??? GLUE

Anonymous
in Puns

What is brown and extremely sticky…A stick