Stickiness jokes
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Dirty little Spider-Man
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What is your favorite color?
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
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Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
Guys send prayers to my hamster. Today when i came home from my uncles we found him underneath the stove in a mouse trap (the sticky kinds) his fur on his right arm was missing so its just bare skin and he had glue trap all over him we don't know if he is going to make it through the night but right now he is so shock that everytime i pick him up he bites me so please send out prayers for my little guy i'm very worried about him. If you do thank you very much <3333
Ice spice makes my tip sticky