Glue

Anonymous

looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.

Stick

Anonymous

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Puns

Anonymous

A homey thing is a a house and a sticky thing is a stick

Country

Anonymous

What is your favourite colour

Stick

Anonymous

What’s brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.

Forehead

Anonymous

I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, “hello there” i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says “a broken is nothing to worry about” i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard “GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK” i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end

Glue

potatoman

glue is sticky

hahahahahhhahaha

Meat

Anonymous

what’s I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.

Stick

Bignig

What’s long black and sticky.

A stick

Animal

AnimalControl

What’s white and sticky? A white mans penis after taking care of his neighbours dog