Stickiness memes
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?