I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoinđ
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Whatâs made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldnât go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didnât die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
