Starship Enterprise jokes

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.