Starship Enterprise Jokes

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.