Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Q.What do you call a religious Wookie A. Jewbacca
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
What did the bounty hunter call his favourite dog. His bobba pet
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
