Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when heβs at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey itβs just another day in an American school
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck arenβt you dead
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
