Star Wars Movie jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.