Star Wars Movie jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
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After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.