When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
