Stairway jokes

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"

He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!