Stairway jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.