Stairway jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.