Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Stairway Jokes
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.