Stairway

Stairway jokes

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?

He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.