Squishiness jokes

Why don’t I like shafting?

It feels squishy.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!