Squishiness jokes
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don鈥檛 I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
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What is your body like? Soft.
Woahhhhhhh, we鈥檙e halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Basketballs are bigger than end.