Squishiness jokes
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don鈥檛 I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
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For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Woahhhhhhh, we鈥檙e halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 馃挌馃┒馃┒馃┒馃挌
CURES 馃挌馃挌馃┒馃┒馃挌
CULTS 馃挌馃挌馃┒馃挌馃挌