Squishiness jokes

Why don’t I like shafting?

It feels squishy.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?