Mushy jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
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Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I make baby mush.
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My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
Mushroom?