Mushy jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
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Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I make baby mush.
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My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Mushroom?
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"