Mushy jokes

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."