Mushy jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"