Mushy jokes
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
I make baby mush.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Boggy
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.