Mushy jokes

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

I make baby mush.

My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

Mushroom?