Sport jokes
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.