Space Marine jokes
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
