Space Marine Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

NASA

jadexyz · 4 years ago

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

Astronaut

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

Position

Willy b · 9 months ago

A drawing of a Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine, depicted as an Imperial Fist in yellow power armor, holding a glowing power hammer and raising a clenched fist in a commanding gesture. The overlaid text reads: "Give that man a fortified position!"

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Space

Omnom · 4 years ago

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Water

DevilsBoy · 4 years ago

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

Water

Anonymous · 4 years ago

NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Hate crime

Willy b · 5 months ago

A meme featuring a face with long black hair and blacked-out eyes edited onto the body of a Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine wearing blue armor. The text at the top reads "HATE CRIME?" and the text at the bottom reads "YES. I DO". A TikTok watermark for @kumark526 is present.

Steal

Willy b · 9 months ago

A red-armored Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000 is shown holding a bolter. Above him, the letters "S.T.E.A.L." are prominently displayed. Below him, the text clarifies: "(Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations)."

Meme

Willy b · 9 months ago

An animated drawing shows several small, stylized, red armored figures resembling Warhammer 40k Space Marines struggling to carry a small, rectangular building labeled 'YOUR MEME' on their shoulders. A larger, armored figure with a cape and sword walks next to them. The image contains text overlays mentioning a TikTok handle and the origin of the image.

Paranoia

Geiger · 2 years ago

The image features a meme with text overlay. The top text reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house.". Below the text is an image of several heavily armored futuristic soldiers, known as Space Marines from the Warhammer 40,000 franchise, marching forward in formation. They are wearing yellow and black armor.

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